Destination: MAD

howdoiputthisgently:

tastefullyoffensive:

[timesunion]

whatshouldwecallme:

Apparently it’s free donut day at Dunkin Donuts (you’re welcome for informing you, Tumblr world)!  I found out because a girl I work with sent me a text saying, “Are you here yet?”

I was, so I answered affirmatively.  The next text was a glorious one.

“I left a donut for you on your desk.”

It’s probably the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me, which says a lot about me and my values.

Also important:  I thanked her, and her response said, “No problem.  I don’t eat donuts, but I thought you might.”

HAHAHAHAHA. You thought correctly.  

antisheepclub:

my resume is done

Fail proof

(Source: sheepalooza, via bbqdsushi)

It seems dumb to turn down work in favor of unemployment, no matter how impractical attempting to do the jobs would be.

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via tastefullyoffensive)

Things just said to me:

“Lynne, you have a Tufts degree. You can get a job in a restaurant!”

there’s no line for the women’s bathroom, but the line is out the door for the men’s bathroom is the press box at a pro hockey game.